High-res photo Here at BeardedandMonotoned, we believe that a good ol’ fashioned raping makes for good music. Therefore we started our own band and made this song. Click the pic for more.

Here at BeardedandMonotoned, we believe that a good ol’ fashioned raping makes for good music. Therefore we started our own band and made this song. Click the pic for more.

  • 2 years ago

The best hitchhiker ever hails from Manassas, Virginia.

Oh yes.

  • 2 years ago
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You’re on Tumblr: Check. You live in Manassas: Check. Well, looks like you meet the criteria for being in love with McKay’s here in lovely Manassas, VA. We’ve come to the conclusion that everyone fucking loves this place even if you hate everything it contains and stands for…. That’s just how it works… So on a list of Shit to Do in Manassas, we felt it’d be a crime to leave out one of the number one places that people go to in order to look smart but not have to pay Border’s prices. It’s McKay’s and there’s a little something for everyone…. EVERYONE. Also, fuck Dan Brown.

You’re on Tumblr: Check.

You live in Manassas: Check.

Well, looks like you meet the criteria for being in love with McKay’s here in lovely Manassas, VA. We’ve come to the conclusion that everyone fucking loves this place even if you hate everything it contains and stands for…. That’s just how it works… So on a list of Shit to Do in Manassas, we felt it’d be a crime to leave out one of the number one places that people go to in order to look smart but not have to pay Border’s prices. It’s McKay’s and there’s a little something for everyone…. EVERYONE.

Also, fuck Dan Brown.

  • 2 years ago
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Our newest video. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.

With THAT many “Watch it’s” you HAVE to. Plus it’s not even a minute long. Take the time to laugh you heartless commie.

  • 2 years ago
The weather’s getting colder here in Manassas, but that’s not stopping us from finding some Shit to Do. Is it night time on a Monday and you’re bored to the point that you’re considering Kobaining yourself? Don’t fret. Put the shotgun down because Monday is the night of the week when game stores have midnight launches for crazy popular games. ThatOneGuy and Monotoned hit up their local Manassas game store to check out the midnight launch of the ever popular “World of Warcraft: Cataclysm”, and we learn firsthand that we should probably stay far away from that game at all times…. Enjoy.

The weather’s getting colder here in Manassas, but that’s not stopping us from finding some Shit to Do. Is it night time on a Monday and you’re bored to the point that you’re considering Kobaining yourself? Don’t fret. Put the shotgun down because Monday is the night of the week when game stores have midnight launches for crazy popular games. ThatOneGuy and Monotoned hit up their local Manassas game store to check out the midnight launch of the ever popular “World of Warcraft: Cataclysm”, and we learn firsthand that we should probably stay far away from that game at all times…. Enjoy.

  • 2 years ago

Monotoned and ThatOneGuy stumble upon the darker side of Manassas when we were looking for some more legal Shit to Do. C’mon man, not with the CHILDREN! I’m pretty sure we need those…. The Guys Catch a Predator.

  • 2 years ago
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"We here at BeardedandMonotoned don’t usually “wish people a happy holiday,” because that’s just lame, but Thanksgiving’s the greatest fucking holiday of the year. How are we celebrating? By calling people Jive Turkeys."

  • 2 years ago
Shit to Do in Manassas is BACK….. again… This go around, we scour the night to find the best things Manassas has to offer after hours when the sun goes down. Thankfully we have some 24 hour joints, or this would be a short video, and there’s some other fun shit we ran into along the way. So basically, if you sit around at home doing nothing on the weekend like a sad nothing, not only are your weekends similar to Monotoned’s, but you could also benefit from knowing what shit there is to do at night in this damn place. Enjoy.

Shit to Do in Manassas is BACK….. again… This go around, we scour the night to find the best things Manassas has to offer after hours when the sun goes down. Thankfully we have some 24 hour joints, or this would be a short video, and there’s some other fun shit we ran into along the way. So basically, if you sit around at home doing nothing on the weekend like a sad nothing, not only are your weekends similar to Monotoned’s, but you could also benefit from knowing what shit there is to do at night in this damn place. Enjoy.

  • 2 years ago
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We have a fifth cast member of BeardedandMonotoned who had been missing and seemingly kidnapped despite the claim that fat people are harder to kidnap….. But then, one warm October night, we found where he’s been hiding…

  • 2 years ago
This Friday, Shit to Do in Manassas is back and we’re ready to let you know just what there really is to do in Manassas…. This time we hit the night to find out the answer to that burning question, “What is there to do at night in Manassas?”. Fortunately we didn’t get stabbed. This Friday. Be ready.

This Friday, Shit to Do in Manassas is back and we’re ready to let you know just what there really is to do in Manassas…. This time we hit the night to find out the answer to that burning question, “What is there to do at night in Manassas?”. Fortunately we didn’t get stabbed.

This Friday. Be ready.

  • 2 years ago